Chai Latte
(Cranberries – Ode to My Family)

I think I may have prematurely blew my wad on what was suppose to be a dry run, if you will, and now I’ve got somewhat of a mess on my hands.

There are just too many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
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I like chai latte. Not the actual drink. Just the way it sounds. I’m going to name my first born Le, Chai Latte.
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I’m slowly learning how to copy dvd’s. It’s a lot of techno babble that I doubt anyone wants to hear. The thing I find funny though, is that I’m actually using a pirated copy of software that allows you to pirate encrypted movies. Even the pirates are getting pirated. Rrrrrr, there she blows.

Which reminds me – has anyone watched the musical The Pirate Movie? One of the funniest musicals ever.
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Hurricane Rita is blowing towards Houston right about now. Apparently Dubya is well prepared this time around for the aftermath. Of course he’ll get some criticism that it’s only because of the Katrina bungling and the fact that Texas is his home state that has gotten him to be proactive and prepared for this hurricane. I say give Dubya a chance...........he’ll find some way to f*ck this up as well.

I hope all the Houston families have evacuated and are safe elsewhere.